Congratulations


           







 



You have elected to evict yourself from a self-professed paradise. This decision was entirely your own. I hope it feels good.  








The Uqbarists would not have been surprised — they considered recognition and exile to be grammatically identical, differing only in conjugation. To say this is heaven is already to have left it; to say this was heaven is merely to have been right. 

The difference between the two is called nostalgia, or theology, depending on whether you are Greek or merely unhappy.






 























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